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Crazy-eyed, singing makeup palette Gwen Stefani has a message for you.

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I don’t care to find out how old she is; I want to keep imagining Yo-Landi Vi$$er as the baddest, potty-mouthest South African high schooler I’ve ever seen (I haven’t seen many South African high schoolers).

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This blog of literary tattoos should be renamed “Literally the Worst Tattoos.”

I understand the impulse/desire to get a tattoo of your favorite quote, but please, please, for the love of God, go to a tattoo artist who has a clue about line work visual flow the elements of design the contours of the human body how to use a needle art in general anything.

At least I haven’t come across any misspellings.

rookiemag:

OMG

Single-purpose blog of the day: Lana Del Rey Dancing.

Fiona Apple has tour dates, and aren’t you lucky, you North American jerks.

Fiflz, call me when you’re coming to EUROPE.

06.19.12 - Ithaca, NY - State Theatre
06.20.12 - Baltimore, MD - Lyric Opera House
06.22.12 - Mashantucket, CT - MGM Grand Theater at Foxwoods
06.23.12 - Holyoke, MA - Mountain Park
06.24.12 - New York, NY - Governors Ball, Randall’s Island
06.26.12 - Washington, DC - Warner Theatre
06.27.12 - Upper Darby, PA - Tower Theatre
06.29.12 - Danbury, CT - Ives Concert Park
06.30.12 - Boston, MA - Citi Performing Arts Center
07.01.12 - Portland, ME - State Theatre
07.03.12 - Montreal, QC - Olympia Theatre
07.04.12 - Toronto, ON - The Sound Academy
07.06.12 - Cleveland Heights, OH - Cain Park
07.07.12 - Detroit, MI - The Fillmore Detroit
07.10.12 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre
07.11.12 - Indianapolis, IN - Murat Theatre
07.13.12 - Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
07.14.12 - St. Louis, MO - Peabody Opera House
07.16.12 - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre
07.17.12 - Kansas City, MO - The Midland by AMC
07.20.12 - Denver, CO - Paramount Theatre
07.21.12 - Salt Lake City, UT - Kingsbury Hall - University of Utah
07.24.12 - Vancouver, BC - Orpheum
07.25.12 - Seattle, WA - Paramount Theatre
07.26.12 - Portland, OR - Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
07.28.12 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
07.29.12 - Hollywood, CA - Hollywood Palladium

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